my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Randomize
