What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
do nipples grow back?
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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