Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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