I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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