16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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