oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
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