Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
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