on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Randomize
