shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
only you would photoshop your dick
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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