shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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