just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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