did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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