I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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