he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
how do you play pong handcuffed?
This is my gift to your gina
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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