I must be too annoying 4 u.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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