It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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