When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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