Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
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