I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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