Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
ya dads aren't the best wingmen
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Randomize
