how can u be prego again
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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