What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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