I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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