Do you still have your period?
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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