She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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