Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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