I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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