I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Boobs are out for the taking
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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