According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I FOUND THE LEGS
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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