it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
He has the fingertips of a God
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