He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
Randomize
