oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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