So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Randomize
