wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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