It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
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