I think I just saw someone hide a body.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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