I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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