he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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