Nicole vs. Life
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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