I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
Randomize
