I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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