So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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