It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
tell me about the eggs
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