How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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