I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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