But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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