Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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