Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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