But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
did you just send me my own nude
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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