he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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